Free Agent Matrix: Which team will Justin Turner call home?

Now that the free-agent period is underway, our friends at Cespedes Family BBQ are here to help us predict the madness of player movement. They were kind enough to create helpful cheat sheets that can aid us in figuring out where the big names might call home for the 2017 season. Previously: Closers, Rich Hill , Edwin Encarnación. Today's player: Justin Turner. 
Everyone has their favorite scrappy utility infielder. His impact may be limited by his offensive deficiencies and sporadic playing time, but you love watching him play, and you always root for him when your favorite team puts him in the starting lineup.
For a lot of Mets fans, this was Justin Turner. He had everything a person could want in a lovable utility guy (including his fantastic flaming orange hair). But Turner's time in New York ran its course -- he was non-tendered after the 2013 season and became a free agent.
When the Dodgers signed Turner to a Minor League deal before the 2014 season, they saw a similar role for him: a super-utility infielder ready to step in at multiple positions at all times. Injuries to Hanley Ramirez and Juan Uribe thrust Turner into an everyday role and he responded tremendously, finishing the season with an .897 OPS in 322 plate appearances. He was suddenly one of the best hitters in an already-stacked Dodgers lineup, and in 2015 and 2016, Turner's playing time and performance level increased dramatically. Almost overnight, he established himself as one of the best third basemen -- yes, he only plays one position now -- in the National League.
Turner is a Pokémon that you already loved but didn't realize had another evolutionary stage. Turner is the "But wait! There's more!" offer at the end of an infomercial. And he now finds himself in the top tier of this year's free-agent class, far and away the most attractive third-base option on the market. Let's find him a home.

Coming at you like a dark horse 
NYY: Chase Headley is still under contract for two more years, but he's quietly had the lowest OPS+ among all regular third basemen over the last two seasons.
BOS: Pablo Sandoval -- the guy they gave $90 million to be their third baseman -- looks to be the most likely starting 3B for 2017. But after missing essentially an entire season and seemingly falling out of favor with the organization, does Sandoval really have a grip on that starting job? The more likely competition for this spot is uber-prospect Yoán Moncada, but he struggled immensely during his September callup in 2016.
SF: Midseason acquisition Eduardo Núñez did not perform particularly well upon arrival in San Francisco. Nunez is currently penciled in at 3B, but they might prefer to move him to left field -- where he already has some big league experience -- to make room for a big bat like Turner at third. Any Dodger-to-Giant transformation is hard to visualize, but this could be an upgrade for them after missing out on a chance to bring in Yoenis Céspedes to plug their enormous hole in left field.
STL: This is already a fairly crowded infield, but there have been rumors that they are interested. St. Louis could be an intriguing landing spot for Turner if it trades Jhonny Peralta, but even then it still has 30-HR Jedd Gyorko waiting for a full-time job at any of the infield spots. A move or two would need to be made for Turner to end up in a Cardinals uniform.
LAA: If they are willing to move Yunel Escobar to second, Turner could be a sensible upgrade for a team in full-blown "Win with Mike Trout As Soon As Possible" mode. Plus, Turner and Kole Calhoun on the same team would be a ginger power duo like we've never seen in professional sports.
3B incoming
LAD: Since the Dodgers have already locked down Rich Hill for three more years, Turner might be the toughest one to replace when considering the team's positional depth. Conveniently, he might need them as much as they need him. As evidenced by the imperfect fits suggested above, there aren't many third-base jobs open across baseball. It feels like the golden age for the hot corner, which makes Turner's services awfully valuable, but also gives him far fewer places to land. The Dodgers have also clearly gotten the most out of Turner, and their lineup would not look nearly as potent without him. Of all the big-name free agents remaining, Turner seems most likely to stay put.