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This hot dog and mustard ice cream monstrosity needs to return to whatever hell it came from 

Hot dogs covered in mustard? Perfect summer snack.

Ice cream? Yes, nothing better.

But together? As in, one thing? Dear lord, absolutely not. That's a nightmare. That's the surest sign of a chef playing god.

Well, meet our new dark lord, Oscar Meyer, because he (it) has done it. He's opened the world to something truly awful and there can be no closing this Pandora's box. This is hell on earth:

Yeah, for those keeping score, that's candied hot dog bits, hot dog sweet cream, spicy dijon gelato, and a cookie bun.

Now, sure, there are plenty of insane foods out there -- many that can be found at your local ballpark -- and the age of bacon in desserts has already become passe. But candied hot dogs? Hot dogs are already a mad scientist's creation, a product it's best to not ask too many questions about. Now candying them and putting them in _ice cream_? Yeah, that's going to be a no from me, hot dog.

If you want to try this nightmare creation and you're in New York City, you're in luck. However, if too many people get swept up in the ironic enjoyment, they just might put this thing into grocery stores, and we wouldn't want that, right?

There is one hot dog with ice cream that I'm here for, and that's this one:

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