This Cardinals pitcher might be the Majors' best dancer - let's rank his moves

Cardinals reliever Joe Kelly could warm up like every other pitcher on earth, but where's the fun in that? He'd much rather cut a rug (cut a turf?) in the outfield.

Here are his moves, ordered from Justin Timberlake swag to vintage Michael Jackson:
Note: some or all of these dances probably have actual names. These are not them.

No. 5 -- The Rock Show

No. 4 -- "Hips don't lie"

No. 3 -- The Human Polaroid

No. 2 -- Circle the Bases

No. 1 -- Zumba