Area professional athlete will not rest until he's defeated his town's turkey menace
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Michael Clair
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Let Chuck D design every baseball stadium
By
Matt Monagan
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Please let Pete Alonso, one-man quote machine, narrate my entire life
By
Eric Chesterton
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Why are you not following the hottest player in baseball on Instagram?
By
Chris Landers
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I'm turning this into the new line dance craze at the next wedding I go to
By
Eric Chesterton
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I have never, ever, seen a golf ball hit this far in my life
By
Matt Monagan
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We're sorry, but limes cannot seriously be a top-three fruit
By
Eric Chesterton
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I'd like to wish Robinson Canó good luck in his quest to successfully audition for 'Frozen II'
By
Andrew Mearns
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Cats do not care what you’re doing and will continue to do whatever the hell they want
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Matt Monagan
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Being a celebrity's doppelganger honestly seems like more of a hassle than anything else
By
Michael Clair
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Sending your World Series parade buses to a rival city is the biggest troll job ever
By
Eric Chesterton
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It's not a legendary World Series celebration until you're shirtless at a hockey game
By
Michael Clair
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Imagine running into your hero ... while dressed as them for Halloween
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Michael Clair
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I don't think this big leaguer just dressed up as Batman, I think he actually is Batman
By
Matt Monagan
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Your parents will always be your dorky parents, even in Game 7 of the World Series
By
Michael Clair
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There have been 40 World Series Game 7s, and we ranked them all
By
Chris Landers
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All the best things you missed from a World Series celebration for the ages
By
Eric Chesterton
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The silliest, danciest, most heartwarming group of friends just went out and won a World Series
By
Matt Monagan
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