Matt Cain is on the DL after failing to cut a sandwich 'fancy in triangles'
Matt Cain hits DL with fancy triangle sandwich injury
The Giants starter hit the 15-day DL on Monday, retroactive to April 25, with a cut on his right index finger. It was already known Cain cut his finger when he dropped a knife while making a sandwich in San Francisco's team kitchen. SFGate's Henry Schulman now provides an illuminating Cain quote with further explanation:
Let this be a warning to the pitchers of MLB: When you make yourself a clubhouse ham-and-cheese, don't worry too much about the presentation.