If the 2015 All-Stars had a yearbook full of snazzy portraits, this is what it might look like
What a 2015 All-Star yearbook might look like
The 2015 All-Star Game is over. Hard to believe, I know, but it's true. The game ended Tuesday night, with the American League topping its National counterpart, 6-3. Soon, all we'll be left with are the memories (well, except for Mike Trout and his MVP trophy, again).
Thankfully, the All-Stars left us something to remember them by. As part of the pre-ASG red carpet event, each player tried to look his absolute snazziest for an official All-Star portrait. Think of it as a 2015 All-Star Yearbook.
If we were All-Stars, we'd print all of these out, take 'em to a Kinkos to bind them into a book and have everyone sign their picture. But since we're not, we can admire the photogenic All-Stars and award some superlatives.
Most likely to have his name labeled on the inside of clothes (and the outside of his shoes).
Best pocket square.
Most likely to hit the farm immediately after this photo was taken.
Reddest suit.
Bluest plaid (tie).
Bluest plaid (tie).
Most likely to be a hometown hero.
Most likely to have the same haircut as his children.
Best accessories.
Best eyes (covered by sunglasses).
Best telekinetic stare.
Best (shoulder-length) hair.