Adam Jones' Popeyes birthday cake is the best cake you'll see today

Adam Jones received a birthday cake designed to look like Popeyes fried chicken (happy 28th, AJ), and it's impossible to view without feeling both deep hunger and deep jealously. The cake is so realistic, in fact, that one might be disappointed to learn it's actually dessert and not a hearty chicken dinner.

If I may, I'd like to offer an idea for Jones' 29th birthday next year -- instead of fondant-and-marzipan fried chicken, go for the real thing. You've heard of chicken and waffles? Here's chicken and cake. What's not to like? You'd eat it. I'd eat it. We'd all be happy and die at age 40.

And, would you look at that? Popeyes responded:

@SimplyAJ10 That cake looks awesome. Hope you loved it as much as our chicken!

- Popeyes Chicken (@PopeyesChicken) August 1, 2013