'Batting Stance Guy' immortalizes Japanese HS at-bat/interpretive dance

The exploits of "Batting Stance Guy" are known near and far. He's the dude with baseball total recall and the muscle memory required to emulate just about any batting stance you've ever seen (eat your heart out, Matt Williams). 

For his latest trick, Batting Stance Guy opted to get as topical as he could, imitating a Japanese high school player who recently went viral with his pinch-hit at-bat/interpretive dance/rhythmic gymnastics routine:

And here's Batting Stance Guy's version:

Ain't bad, right? Also, we don't know where Batting Stance Guy is practicing right now, but it's beautiful and you can take us there now, please.