The Braves credited Lil B after using his cooking dance, saving us all from the Based God curse
KEVIN DURANT WILL NEVER WIN THE TITLE AFTER HE SAID "LIL B" IS A WACK RAPPER, "THE BASEDGODS CURSE" #THEBASEDGODSCURSE ON DURANT - Lil B- Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) May 26, 2011
Since that fateful tweet, Durant has lost in the Finals and suffered through an injury this past season.
James Harden was the next man foolish enough to cross the Based God, cribbing his "cooking dance" without proper attribution -- and, like any high school English student, Lil B knows that footnotes are key.
Harden's Rockets lost in five games to the Warriors in the Western Conference Finals.
Clearly, no sport or athlete in the Western Hemisphere is safe. And so, after Cameron Maybin started stirring the pot in the dugout during the Phillies-Braves game on July 3, baseball collectively gasped, and awaited its punishment:
Atlanta knew what it must do to save itself -- attention, and respect, must be paid:
Thankfully, the Based God was pleased with this offering, and spared us his wrath:
The game is safe from this supernatural menace, at least for one more day.