Come one, come all, and rinse yourself in Bartolo Cologne ...

OK, so it might not be real, but A's reporter Jane Lee found this shirt inside of Bartolo Colon's locker on Sunday:

Hidden in Bartolo's locker is this fantastic shirt: pic.twitter.com/V43aG5NyOR

- Jane Lee (@JaneMLB) July 15, 2013

What would his cologne smell like? How pungent? How smooth? How scintilliatingly sensational during a night out on the town?

Also, "90% of the time a fastball works, all the time."

-- Matt Monagan / MLB.com