The Vikings' Cordarrelle Patterson (and his red pants) want to play for the Twins

After delivering the first pitch at Target Field on Saturday, Cordarrelle Patterson discussed potentially signing with the Twins. The Vikings wide receiver claimed he hit "five home runs (well, three actually)" in a pregame softball competition and "threw an 80-mph [first pitch] strike." Oh, he also did all of this while wearing some fantastic pants:

Patterson concluded that he'll probably be sent down to the Minors for a few weeks before being called up to the big club. We hope all of your wildest dreams come true, Cordarrelle.