Darth Vader does interview at Fenway Park, claims he's the best father ever
Darth Vader does interview at Fenway Park
Monday was May the Fourth, which meant many ballparks were honoring that little movie franchise that's been around for four decades. At Fenway Park, Darth Vader showed up and inexplicably agreed to do an interview.
The Dark Lord seemed extremely proud about how shiny the Stormtroopers' armor looked, claimed he was father of the year and revealed that he hasn't pitched a baseball in a very long time. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Darth. You can have your first two points, but we have (unfortunately) seen you pitch in recent years. Once in 2012:
And again last season:
Yeah, we'd be a bit embarrassed, too.