After throwing out terrible first pitches right-handed, Darth Vader tries from the left side

We saw Darth Vader "throw" out the first pitch at a Reds game earlier this year. It was terrible.

But this isn't anything new. He's always been a terrible first-pitch thrower. Take this instance from back in 2012.

So when he was asked to do the honors before Saturday's Braves-Marlins game, Darth, perhaps embarrassed by his previous performances, decided to give it a try from the left side. 

While the attempt still looked pretty weak, what if the Sith Lord actually worked on his mechanics?What if he took lessons from the switch-pitching Pat Venditte? What if he learned how to throw a knuckleball from Star Wars fanatic R.A. Dickey? What would it be like facing an ambidextrous, knuckleball-throwing, dark-forced warrior? What if any of this made any sense at all?