Dee Gordon line drive takes on life of its own, crawls up infielder's back

Dee Gordon hit a line drive up the middle during Thursday's Reds-Marlins game and, um, how should I say this? It removed itself from Eugenio Suarez's glove and proceeded to crawl up his back.

Just as we have long suspected. After 150 years, baseballs have fully developed into sentient, maniacal beings. Hold your loved ones tight and hope that there enough Andrelton Simmons out there to delay the long, dark war that lies ahead.