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Dugout Dish: Top Tweets from players

Each morning, we at The Wall will compile a sampling of some of the more light-hearted tweets from Major Leaguers. Comments in italics are not the players’ words.

Darren O'Day: Love him or hate him, you have to admire what he does. I'm a month late, but wanted to share this article.
You're a little late for Tebowmania. Have you tried LoMoing?

Trevor Bauer: i know I've been texting too much on the iPhone when i go to hit caps lock on the computer and i double tap it...
YoU cOUld AlWaYs tRy TypINg LikE a gIrL In mIDdlE sChoOl? xOxO

Logan Morrison: Full disclosure, I called a # from that bathroom stall offering a "good time". Not so much. Wish I had a mulligan on that one...
Like you said, LoMo, do this many people really have Sharpies on them at all times?!?

Bryce Harper: Seriously oreos are so good!hah ... Btw only double stuffed!
Team Williams or Team Manning? Choose the wrong side, and it's on like Donkey Kong!

Brandon McCarthy: I'm worried that I'm not using 'crunk' as an adjective enough.
Other words that don't get enough play: Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak.

J.P. Arencibia: Wish someone would create jeans that fit a smaller waist with bigger lower half! #JeansMadeForSkinnyLegs #AthleteProblems
Wait for it ...

Travis Snider: @jparencibia9 we need to create our own "plus size" line of jeans for plus size hams! Tired of waiting for u trying on every pair in here!
Blue Jays win Twitter.