Whose moves were smoother -- Eduardo Escobar's or this energetic Twins fan's?

When it starts to pour at the ballpark, you'll likely be running under the decks for shelter and repeatedly checking your phone until the clouds clear away. But if you were at Wednesday night's White Sox-Twins game, Eduardo Escobar was there to keep you entertained:

Pretty good -- but can this enthusiastic Twins fan /Jemaine Clement look-a-like compete?  

What? No.

This is the reason the town in Footloose banned dancing. This is the GIF that haunts a thousand Buzzfeed lists. This is the image burned on the inside of my eyelids after every wedding.

Still, it beats a rain delay.