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El Paso Chihuahuas to wear uniforms featuring the terrifying visage of a giant Chihuahua

El Paso Chihuahuas to wear uniforms featuring a giant Chihuahua

Have you ever had that dream where you're hanging with a group of friends and then, suddenly, they've transformed into giant man-dogs hell-bent on devouring you? And then you no longer feel comfortable watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta, the greatest movie of all-time? 

Weeeeell, if you happen to suffer from that particular affliction, the El Paso Chihuahuas are here to help. On August 3rd, the team will be celebrating Bark at the Park, where owners can bring their dogs to the park and watch a game of base and ball. Even better, their players will be decked out in these uniforms: 

The uniforms will be auctioned off after the game to support the Humane Society in case you need a trophy to commemorate your victory over neurosis.