Ever wonder why Cutch's dreads are so immaculate?

"Maybe when I step up to the plate, the pitcher's focused a little more on my hair than he is about actually throwing the strike. Maybe he lays one in there for me. 'You look good today, man! Here's your fastball down the middle.'"

In what could have passed for a PBS documentary or a half-hour TLC special, we get an up-close-and-personal look at what goes into creating perhaps the best hair in the biz. It's no small feat, but here's the kicker:

There's no dollar amount in the world that would tempt Andrew McCutchen to cut those locks. A shot at bringing the World Series to Pittsburgh, though?

"Give me the razor, plug it in and not even think about it."