This fake Phillie Phanatic will haunt you in your sleep

The Phillie Phanatic is widely considered one of the best mascots in all of sports: It's fluffy and weird and spirited and spontaneous. Plus, he's got some killer dance moves:

But, what if the Phanatic had an evil twin that was as vile and terrifying as the authentic Phanatic is friendly and enthusiastic? Well, turns out he does and it was in the stands for a doubleheader between the Phillies and Marlins on Saturday:

There's no way that thing has a reflection. The ushers should have provided fans with cloves of garlic to keep it at bay and, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go plug in an extra nightlight to pretend I'm going to be able to sleep tonight.