For when a beer helmet just doesn't hold enough drinks ...

In this attention deficit era, every appendage you occupy with something as trivial as holding your beverage is an appendage you can't use to Pinstafacetweet+ at the game.

The classic beer helmet is one old-is-new solution, but what if you're more into straw and less into construction zones? And what if consuming a mere two drinks leaves you perilously close to still safely operating heavy machinery?

This Twins fan showed a little ingenuity at Target Field on Monday.

-- Ian Kay/MLB.com

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