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Gaby Sanchez eats energy bar, immediately regrets it

Gaby Sanchez eats energy bar, immediately regrets it

Energy bars convince us to eat them by calling themselves "cool mint chip" or "chocolate peanut butter cookie. So, we choose to take a bite: it's basically like eating healthy candy, right? Well, as Gaby Sanchez found out on Monday, it's more like eating bus-station-sadness-flavored cat food:

spit

Oh, this has the consistency of cardboard moistened by widows' tears? No thank you. 

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