George, Tom, Billy, Teddy and Abe wish you a very happy Presidents Day

Happy Presidents Day, one and all! While the day is officially a holiday honoring George Washington's birth, it has since become a time to celebrate all the great leaders of this nation. 

With that in mind, let's turn our eyes to Nationals Park, and look at the coolest group of ex-Commanders-in-Chief around  -- the Racing Presidents.

First, you've got Honest Abe, who very well may be a ninja in his free time:

And Teddy Roosevelt, who's got an excellent eye for a shot:

Newbie William Howard Taft knows how to celebrate a win with swagger:

Thomas Jefferson is both an accomplished writer and unicycler:

And birthday boy George Washington is one of the greatest military minds ever:

Basically, they're the baddest dudes in the land:

Well, except for maybe the Sharknado:

They aren't a fan of him:

Or lobsters, really:

And I guess they've got beef with the Kool-Aid man:

And the Pittsburgh Pierogies:

But really, they're dignified heads of state:

And they know how to overcome adversity:

Happy Presidents Day!