Hank the Dog goes all 'Bartleby the Scrivener' on Sausage Race, prefers not to run

If there are three things I know about dogs, they're this: 

1. They will run around until they are so tired they simply flop to the ground and sleep. 

2. They will somehow get even more excited if there is food around. 

3. If you want them to do either of those two things, they won't. 

That's what happened on Saturday night in Miller Park.

As the Brewers celebrated Hank the Dog with his very own bobblehead and mascot, they brought out the actual dog, dressed as a tubed meat product, to run in the famous Sausage Race.

Drawing inspiration from Bartleby, the Scrivener, Hank simply answered "I would prefer not to" when the race began and had to be carried. 

Which is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.