Here's a Twins fan with a Joe Mauer jersey shaved into his back hair

"There's his biggest fan, and that is rather gross." -- Royals broadcaster Steve Physioc

What prompted this Twins fan to shave his hairy back into a Joe Mauer replica jersey? There ... there really are no words.

So let's just give him nine  points for originality, a perfect 10 for dedication and a -755 for "would you ever want to sit anywhere near him at the game?"