Giant iguana mascot eats man on the field during Phillies game

While you were out snapchatting your Sunday Funday and brunching with all of your besties, one innocent man had a pretty terrible day at Citizens Bank Park. He was dressed up as his favorite D-backs third-base coach (just as some people dress up as their favorite players) and having a little impromptu dance on the field. Iggy, a giant iguana mascot, did not appreciate the way he was dancing: 

EATEN ALIVE! And this isn't the first time this sort of madness has happened at a Phillies game. Somebody needs to do something. Soon.