In honor of Kris Bryant's Wrigley ivy shoes, here are 7 wearables other MLB stars should consider

While Clayton Kershaw was busy collecting his third consecutive Cy Young Award (it was unanimous, this time), Cubs super prospect Kris Bryant was spending his offseason taking the sage advice "dress for the job you want" hyper-literally. Bryant took to Twitter to show off his fly new kicks, modeled after the infamous ivy from the friendly confines.

From my phone to my hands. Check out the #miZXFLUX app by Adidas. Wrigley Field ivy on my shoes! @adidasoriginals pic.twitter.com/4cCmabkiUc

- Kris Bryant (@KrisBryant_23) November 12, 2014

After getting lost gazing into the beauty that is Bryant's latest footwear choice, we set out to put a finger on the best similar such fashion options just begging to be adopted by stars on other MLB franchises:

The Warehouse Spikes

Few things in Baltimore are as iconic as the warehouse that sits just beyond the confines of Camden Yards. Imagine Adam Jones patrolling the Camden Yards outfield with stone-colored cleats. Bonus points if it's got a plaque from where Griffey tattooed it back in the day.

The Candy-Apple Red Cleats

How is it possible that no Met has rocked apple-red spikes yet? Is it because red and orange clash? A real man could pull it off.

The Fountain Hat

Have you read SkyMall, lately? They make water features in all shapes and sizes now. They're like James Bond cameras ... scientists can basically fit them into anything. Plus, Alex Gordon doesn't wash his hat, so adding a mini version of The K's fountain to his cranial accessory certainly couldn't hurt the way that thing smells.

The Green Monster BP Jersey

Just imagine players standing in front of the Green Monster to shag flies during BP, but you can't see them because they're just blending into the wall.

Pierogi Spikes

If Andrew McCutchen can rock gold cleats, he can certainly pull off a pair of pierogies.

Phanatic Cleats

You know those crocodile slippers that chomp down when you walk? Imagine those, but with the Phanatic's face and his party horn tongue pops out with each step. Yes, I'll accept a personal check.