Introducing 'Altuves' -- the new distance unit sweeping the nation

How deep is dead center at Minute Maid Park? Approximately 79.3 Altuves

This season's longest homer? It was Travis Hafner's 88.8-Altuve blast on April 15.

Determine your own distances at howmanyaltuves.com -- just note that the calculator actually gives Houston's second baseman credit for one inch above his listed height of 5-foot-5.