Jeff Luhnow: Astros GM by day, ticket scanner by night

In our superhero's latest adventure, general manager Jeff Luhnow ventures to the far gates at Minute Maid Park to meet the evil ticket printout!

Which way does the paper turn? Which bar code should Luhnow scan? How should he greet the droves of fans waiting to enter Tuesday night?

It seems our capeless crusader is whatever Houston needs him to be.