Jerry Remy will tattle on you, with no remorse at all

When last we checked in with Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo, the Red Sox broadcasters focused on Orsillo's penchant for photography and attempted to coin a new meme -- Orsillo-ing. Alas, it didn't catch on.

On Wednesday, our noble heroes discussed something much more universal: stealing from the company cafeteria. Shockingly, it became an exercise in le Théâtre de l'Absurde.

Orsillo took a few too many tea bags from the commissary (something for which he has a bit of a reputation) and Remy took offense at such blatant thievery. Following the initial accusation and Orsillo's attempted defense, the exchange descended into the most bizarre episode of Law and Order ever, with Remy scolding Orsillo, "you do not pay, and you steal tea out of the lunch room."

Way to narc, Remy. Yeesh.

-- Dakota Gardner / MLB.com