John Axford is MLB's personal Oscars live-tweeter
John Axford is MLB's personal Oscars live-tweeter
You know that the Rockies' John Axford is a talented Oscars prognosticator. But did you know that he's also a master live-tweeter? And, let's be honest, reading tweets from your couch is the best thing about the show.
Axford took over the MLB Twitter handle during tonight's Oscars ceremony to keep track of his picks and keep viewers at home entertained, and he did not disappoint. It's an award-winning performance in and of itself, and a grade-A audition to host next year's Oscars, we think.
He got off to a great start:
Here we go: We are handing the keys to @JohnAxford. Enjoy the show. #OscarsWithAxford pic.twitter.com/GihV7Nj2a2
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
So, I've taken over @MLB's twitter for the Oscars...but first things first...time to take advantage of this power! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
Despite being a handsomely tall Canadian, @JohnAxford's mustache is actually American! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
And then moved into the show:
1/1 ... I'm off to a good start so far! #AndTheActorGoesTo #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
Hey, did you know the Oscars are long?
22 minutes in ... 1 award given out ... and already a commercial break. It's going to be a looooooong night! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
He started off on fire:
3/3 ... Three strikes in a row. #ThatsRareForMe #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
And was enjoying the show quite a bit:
I'm impressed with @ActuallyNPH thus far. But let's all hope he & Rosamund Pike don't reenact that scene from Gone Girl! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
This song is AWESOME (but it's not my winner) ... Fantastic production! Also, @teganandsara are Canadian! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
This NPH Birdman spot is amazing right now! #ActingIsANobleProfession #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
But then trouble began brewing with the Sound Mixing category:
6/7 ... YOU BLEW IT!!!!!: http://t.co/oOZGAqrAda
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
7/8 ... Sound generally goes together, but it looks like I should've gone with my gut on the Whiplash drumming! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
But he got back on track with the help of Jared Leto and Patricia Arquette:
Jared Leto is beautiful! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
8/9 ... Patricia Arquette was super nervous, amazing, and deserving! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
Until he was derailed again:
10/12 ... What the ... That win totally blows my mind! Thought How To Train Your Dragon 2 had that for sure! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
But he regrouped for the second half of the show:
Halfway through! Let's have a strong finish! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
12/14 ... Got another! Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful film! #Birdman #Cinematography #OscarsWithAxford pic.twitter.com/nmsyutiHVz
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
Good thing this part of the #OSCARS is on now ... I need a reeeeeeally long bathroom break! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
Axford asked the tough questions:
Did the mic just attack Terrence Howard? #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
How does a film that took 12 years to make, or a film that is made to look like 1 continuous shot, not win best editing? #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
And then real disaster struck:
In other news, I accidentally pressed a button on my remote & screwed up my picture on TV...& I don't know how to fix it! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
But things got sorted out in time for Lady Gaga's Sound of Music medley:
.@ladygaga ... performance of the night! #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
And he got some pep-talk from his teammates, even as the misses started tallying up:
@MLB we only want you perfect during the season #OscarsWithAxford @mlb
- LaTroy Hawkins (@LaTroyHawkins32) February 23, 2015
This is going downhill quickly! I may go hide for a little while! 14/19 #NoThanksWes #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
It worked!
OK...I'm back on track. 15/20 ... #ImitationGame And an absolutely incredible, heartfelt acceptance speech. #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! Inarritu with the big win! 16/21 ... #MichaelKeatonTightyWhities #OscarsWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
Sort of!
I am not angry at all that Birdman just won. What an amazing film. #SucksForMeThough 17/24 #OscarsWithAxford pic.twitter.com/RZnaGIVhvz
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
Well, don't blame me for your Oscar pool lose. You shouldn't trust a baseball player! #OscarWithAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015
But don't worry, he's not bitter:
Thank you all for joining in on the fun tonight. I had a blast. #BetterLuckNextYearJohn #SwearWord #ThanksWes #OscarsWithAxford @JohnAxford
- MLB (@MLB) February 23, 2015