Kendrys Morales loses two bats in one inning

Maybe they've started stocking the Safeco Field dugouts with generously buttered popcorn, or deep-moisturizing hand lotion. In the third inning of Friday's Rays-Mariners game, first baseman Kendrys Morales accidentally flung his bat into the stands.

This, apparently, is a pretty fun thing to do, because -- in the very same at-bat -- he did it again.

Return from whence you came, bat.