Kids in homemade pierogi costumes race the presidents at Nationals Park

A pair of young Pirates fans are going to have one heckuva story once school starts back up this fall. 

Mason and Reece were with their parents at Nationals Park to cheer on the Buccos while sporting their homemade pierogi costumes (as one does). When they spotted Abe and Tom inside the ballpark, the stadium concourse quickly turned into a makeshift track as the kiddos went all Usain Bolt on the presidents.

Luckily for all involved, Teddy thought better of intervening on this one. Sadly for the Pirates fans, their Buccos didn't fare as well -- falling to the Nats 4-3 thanks to a Wilson Ramos walk-off double.