Let's talk about Bryce Harper's hair ...

If Bryce Harper is polishing off a Hall of Fame career 20 years from now, three moments from his debut will be forever etched in our minds: The double. The throw. And the helmet toss between first and second to reveal ...

Uh, guys, what is that on his head?

It's like a non-gelled Mohawk. Or that bowl cut your mom gave you in second grade. Did Washington have rookie hazing before the game? Was a small rodent tragically crushed under Harper's hat?

Weigh in: Do you LIKE Bryce Harper's hair?