Rockies mascot launches army-crawl sneak attack against unsuspecting reporter

The life of a sideline reporter is one part Woodward and Bernstein, three parts Double Dare. In the line of duty, these brave journalists withstand Gatorade showers, stray balls, inconveniently placed boxes of nachos and the constant threat outsourcing to Elvis Andrus. Through it all, they do their jobs, and they do them well.

Case in point -- on Monday, the Rockies' Dinger put his compulsory mascot stealth training to work, army crawling across the dirt to photobomb Giants reporter Andy Baggarly. Baggs didn't even flinch. Stone cold.

And this isn't their first encounter, either:

Off to Cincinnati, where Dinger can't bother me. pic.twitter.com/fiCtvJ5U3l

- Andrew Baggarly (@CSNBaggs) July 1, 2013