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Might want to use two hands next time

The court has reached a decision in the case of Guy Carrying Too Much Food in One Hand vs. Overexcited Home Run Fan:

In this case, Overexcited Fan is liable for damages equal to two jumbo hot dogs, two large fries and two large drinks.

I mean, c'mon man -- you can get pumped for the homer, but there's no need for a full-section victory lap.