Miguel Cabrera visits 'Despierta America' for some swordplay, a cooking demo and plenty of photo ops

Despierta America (translation: Wake Up America), is a Spanish-language morning show on Univison offering that solid mix of spunk and strangeness most people need before heading to the office. Reigning AL MVP Miguel Cabera visited the set on Thursday and, well, it got weird. Here's a recap, as best we can tell, courtesy of the show's Twitter account:

Miggy arrived. Thumbs up so far:

Photo op time. He's still feeling thumbs up:

The Triple Crown winner is a triple threat in the kitchen. They made arepas:  

It's a little blurry, but that's Miggy taking some live BP. Move back, kids:

Raise your swords and vuvuzelas, gentlemen:

Here's Cabrera and a large group of people holding swords, vuvuzelas and tissues. Also, the guy on the far right might be Tebowing:

And let's just bring this lovely lady back again:

-- Matt Monagan / MLB.com