MLB Opening Night, as explained by the opening episode of Mad Men

The only thing better than the return of baseball is the return of baseball and the return of Don Draper. People had a lot to be excited about.

But that excitement quickly turned to panic when we realized that we'd have to try to watch Cubs-Cardinals and Mad Men simultaneously.

I skipped my date with #DonDraper @MadMen_AMC because I was at #WrigleyField watching the @Cardinals beat the @Cubs #OpeningNight #GoCards

- Kelly P. Hyland (@KellyHylandSTL) April 6, 2015

Better than Easter eggs: Baseball & Mad Men both back tonight

- Don Peat (@reporterdonpeat) April 6, 2015

going to attempt to tweet baseball and mad men simultaneously tonight. you should appreciate it. jon hamm would appreciate it.

- Lana Berry (@Lana) April 5, 2015

When we realized we weren't the only ones experiencing an existential crisis, we divvied up our resources and set out to combine the complex storylines, drama, suspense and impeccable style of Sunday night's premiere ... with the action playing out on Mad Men. Let's see what transpired:

No. There's 161 more (and the postseason) where that came from.