Never gets old: Adrian Beltre hits 399th career home run, everybody tries to touch his head
Beltre hits HR No. 399, everyone touches his head
Adrian Beltre's head-touching phobia has been covered in detail here at Cut4. There was even a montage video created just for that purpose. It's one of the more wonderful motion pictures you'll ever see.
And after hitting a home run (his 399th) against the Royals on Monday night, his teammates knew what to do.

It's mostly just Elvis Andrus (yup, there's a montage for those two as well), but still, quality job by the Rangers' dugout. According to MLB.com's T.R. Sullivan, Beltre had this to say after the game:
"I have been trying for five years to get him [Andrus] to stop it and haven't figured out a way. If you can, let me know."
We can only imagine what'll be in store for home run No. 400.
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