No one wants to face Clayton Kershaw in a snowball fight ... except maybe Randy Johnson

On Thursday, the Dodgers' official Twitter account sent a message that was oddly sorrowful and intimidating at the same time, explaining that ace Clayton Kershaw can never find anyone to engage in snowball fights with him. But a certain other fearsome lefty replied to say he'd be up for the challenge.

I throw snowballs.... you feelin lucky! RT @dodgers: .@claytonkersh22 can never find anyone to go to the snow with him.twitter.com/Dodgers/status…

— Randy Johnson (@RJ51Photos) December 21, 2012

One of Johnson's former Arizona batterymates, Miguel Montero, chimed in to say he was ready to assist the Big Unit by catching his snowball slider:

@rj51photos I'm ready to catch you snowball slider hahahahha

— miguel montero (@miggymont26) December 21, 2012

And to top it all off in incredibly out-of-nowhere fashion, Cleatus, who you may know as the robot on FOX's NFL broadcasts, said he was so eager to see this matchup that the contestants need only mention a time and place.

@rj51photos @dodgers @claytonkersh22 Place and time boyz.

— Cleatus (@CLEATUSonFOX) December 21, 2012

-- Dan Wohl / MLB.com