New Minor League uniforms answer the eternal question: Can you ever have enough SpongeBob?
Triple-A affiliate to wear yellow SpongeBob uniform
These are truly the golden days of Minor League novelty uniforms. Just last week, the Fresno Grizzlies became the Fresno Tacos for one glorious, tortilla-filled night, and now, Baltimore's Triple-A affiliate -- the Norfolk Tides -- have unveiled new SpongeBob uniforms.
Actually, no. To describe these as mere "SpongeBob uniforms" is to woefully undersell their majesty, like saying Giancarlo Stanton is "strong." These things are really, really, really SpongeBob. Behold, but be careful not to look too closely, lest you be blinded by the purity of it:
Even better, the jerseys will be auctioned off during the game, with proceeds benefitting the United Way of South Hampton Roads.