Nori Aoki will make the Giants the most photogenic team in MLB

On Tuesday, the Giants announced a one-year deal with Nori Aoki, which means they've gained a solid defensive corner outfielder. Yes, Aoki can put together a reasonable .287 average and a .355 OBP, but we know San Francisco was just trying to corner the market on photogenic MLB players.
Look at Hunter Pence:

And Tim Lincecum:

Just like Pence, he has a beautiful swing:

If you're having doubts about Aoki's ability to maintain the Giants' high emotional expressiveness quotient, we're here to convince you otherwise. And now, please enjoy the faces of Nori Aoki:
OMG is that a spider?! Aoki

If it weren't for you meddling kids Aoki

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed Aoki

Focusing on his telekinetic powers Aoki

If I run fast enough I can fly Aoki

Actually flying Aoki

Welcome to SF, Nori. Smile:

Close enough.