Not everyone can put on a sweatshirt, hold a beer and catch a foul ball at the same time

Let's run through this multitasking fan's thought process:

"Okay, I'm enjoying this beer, but I want to put on a sweatshirt. I could put the beer on the ground, but that would be too easy. Let me just hold the bottle with my teeth.

"So far so good. Now just put the left arm through the sleeve, and then the right. A snag in the road. How am I going to get my head through while there’s a beer bottle in my mouth?"

"Oh wait! No time! A foul ball is coming directly my way! I'm going to have to keep the bottle in my mouth! Who cares if my sweatshirt is only half on! Grab the ball! GRAB THE BALL!!!"

As I said, amazing multitasker.

-Jeremy Moses / MLB.com