Odrisamer Despaigne stops Yonder Alonso from biting his nails, because BITING YOUR NAILS IS BAD
Everybody has spent time biting their nails, and everybody knows it's a bad habit. Your teeth can fall out. You could miss your nail and bite off a finger. You might damage your cuticles!
Baseball players, who are not always in the closest proximity to nail clippers, need to be reminded of this sometimes. Odrisamer Despaigne did his duty for Yonder Alonso during Tuesday's Twins-Padres game.
Alonso was none too pleased with the reprimand.
Odrisamer Despaigne is the parent (Padre?) we all need/deserve.