On his days off, Miguel Cabrera likes to feed his teammates Fig Newtons
Miguel Cabrera is currently hitting .358 with 31 home runs and 96 RBIs. He also won the Triple Crown last year and the AL MVP Award. He works hard. He's really good.
So if he wants to try and feed you Fig Newtons on his day off, he can ... and he will:
You may have avoided it this time, Brayan Pena, but soon ...