Orioles fans live out their dreams, get pie'd by Adam Jones

There are a lot of similiarities between baseball and the Three Stooges. 

1. People trip and fall down, like a lot. Sure, they say they're "diving," but we know the truth. 

2. Baseball history is filled with Curlys. Six of them, to be exact. Most notably Curly Ogden, who went 18-19 with a 3.79 ERA between 1922-'26. 

3. Pies. Lots and lots of pies.

And no one is better at it than Adam Jones: 

At Orioles FanFest on Saturday, fans got to live the dream of a lifetime. Not only did they get to taste a delicious cream pie, but it was served by none other than their star center fielder. 

And even though Spring Training hasn't started yet, Jones is showing impressive midseason pie form. I mean, just look at the control and quality of the pie-ing that he gave this moving target: 

Sadly, while searching to see if Adam Jones met the requirements for first ballot entry into the Pie Hall of Fame, I learned that no such thing exists. Which is ridiculous. Come on, pie enthusiasts, create such a thing. And then induct Adam Jones.

Now then: