Ozzie Guillen's greatest hits

Let's take a look back at some of the skipper's most memorable quotes from eight years on the South Side.

Ozzie on playing poorly:
"I feel like I'm stealing money from Jerry, and that's a shame. When you have more errors than hits, you better look yourself in the mirror and second-guess yourself. ... I watched Little League this morning. They were playing better than we did."

Ozzie on the Chicago's other ballpark:
"But one thing about Wrigley Field, I puke every time I go there. That’s just to be honest."

Ozzie on Dustin Pedroia
"I never thought I would walk a jockey. I must be the worst manager ever in the history of baseball right now, walking a guy that just came from being on top of Big Brown to beat the White Sox.

Ozzie on making an exit:
"I'm not a quitter. When I want to quit I'll make sure I do a lot of stupid things to make them fire me and get paid."

Ozzie on his final resting place:
"I hope I die on the field. I hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and that's it."

What are your favorite Ozzie Guillen memories?