Padres fan wears stilts to game, acts normally
Positives of wearing stilts to the ballpark: The ability to see the game from almost any spot in the stadium.
Negatives of wearing stilts to the ballpark: Inability to sit in a seat, narrow aisles, steps, low-flying UFOs.
Either way, any time you get to wear pants like that, you win.
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