Phillie Phanatic is an undersea king trying to save his daughter

Thanks to an error by Jack Donaghy, Kabletown's usually unflappable Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming, the Phillies mascot ended up on the sixth floor instead of the 60th at 30 Rock last night.

Instead of celebrating Jack and CEO Hank Hooper's one-year "business-versary," the Phanatic is forced to play masseuse for TGS' lowly team of writers. It's there that we learn a little more about his run-in with the Squid King.