Behold Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy's beautifully photoshopped Twitter avatar

The Dodgers have had a rather eventful Hot Stove season so far, signing, trading away or trading for what feels like half the active players in MLB. One of the players they've acquired, pitcher Brandon McCarthy, was eager to update his Twitter page to show off the colors for his new team. So eager, in fact, that he took matters into his own hands:

You may not believe this, but that photo has actually been altered. 

McCarthy's wife, Amanda, quickly saw through her husband's clever photo manipulation skills and made sure she made her opinion on the matter known:

Seriously @BMcCarthy32 I left you alone for 15 mins and you did that to your picture? You're a terrible artist.. Like really bad

- Amanda McCarthy (@Mrs_McCarthy32) December 15, 2014

And he responded in kind:

@Mrs_McCarthy32 philistine

- Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) December 15, 2014

[h/t HardballTalk]