Craig Kimbrel spots fast food restaurant hiring 'closers'

In the olden days, "baseball player" wasn't a full-time job; in fact, it was not uncommon for ballplayers to take winter jobs to help supplement their summer earnings.

Nowadays, that practice has ended. But that doesn't mean Major Leaguers aren't tempted with offers for Hot Stove employment.

Braves closer Craig Kimbrel, for example, stumbled on this job listing which seemed perfectly tailored for his skill set:

Hmmmm.... pic.twitter.com/xL7nWVHmtJ

- Craig Kimbrel (@kimbrel46) November 13, 2013

Unfortunately for that establishment, Kimbrel already has a pretty sweet gig. Plus, fast food probably isn't meant to be thrown at 100 mph.